Gracie: Great economic news this month.
George: What are you talking about, Gracie. Unemployment spiked to 14.7%, the worst since the great depression.
Gracie: Yea but wages are up 4.7% over last month.
George: But Gracie, average wages went up because so many low wage workers lost their jobs. They’re not making any money now.
Gracie: Yea but they’ll be making so much more when they go back to work.
George: Ugh…. Say goodnight Gracie.
Gracie: Goodnight Gracie